Thought of the day....

the prowler wrote:Before the Irish currency converted to the Euro it was called the Punt.
A Punt was the equivalent of one pound sterling.
I asked my Irish friend why it was named Punt and he replied.
" Because it rhymed with Bank Manager !!".

the prowler wrote:Before the Irish currency converted to the Euro it was called the Punt.
A Punt was the equivalent of one pound sterling.
I asked my Irish friend why it was named Punt and he replied.
" Because it rhymed with Bank Manager !!".

comedian Dave Allen when asked about religion................

"i'm what you might call a practicing atheist, yep i'm an atheist, thank God"

The trouble with going out with 18 year old girls is their fathers still pack a mean punch ...

Happy Boxing Day and a Happy New Year

My New Years Resolutions are not to break my New Years Resolutions

A circlic resolution then?

At my age
The only cards Im likely to get on Valentines Day is 52 at once

Found this on the Adelaide News site... they are posting movies titles about the current Government via Twitter..

I nearly spat coffee over my pc monitor with laughter  when i noticed Christopher Pyne, middle right...  

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary , is extra

Scrappy wrote:The difference between ordinary and extraordinary , is extra

You're a mathematician Scrappy!

there are no character actors in pornographic films, only ''PORNO STARS''

bayman wrote:there are no character actors in pornographic films, only ''PORNO STARS''

So no awards for "Best Supporting Actor" in the porn Oscars?

Chambo Off To Work We Go wrote:

bayman wrote:there are no character actors in pornographic films, only ''PORNO STARS''

So no awards for "Best Supporting Actor" in the porn Oscars?

don't know mate, you can investigate if they have an ''Oscars awards show'' or not


( just trying to have a laugh )

My response was in jest too.

On an intersesting note, what would constitute a best actor award in this genre? One would presume "dialogue" is not that important.

we used to say ''only in America''

now we can say ''also in Australia''

The number 337
337 in an upside down kind  of way
= a fellow poster

Scrappy wrote:The number 337
337 in an upside down kind  of way
= a fellow poster

i get it....LEE

bumper sticker message

''100% of non smokers will die''

''Never regret anything you have done with a sincere affection; nothing is lost that is born of the heart''

the great actor Basil Rathbone

I recently attended a Sales Conference with my organisation, we got some mumbo jumbo bollocks fed to us, this one was the most worthy of rolling ones eyes.

"Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"

4WD conference Booney?

Booney wrote:I recently attended a Sales Conference with my organisation, we got some mumbo jumbo bollocks fed to us, this one was the most worthy of rolling ones eyes.

"Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"

That is a shocker.

I've seen better from the 'I only eat bananas look how hot I am in a bikini' lady on facebook.

The room fell silent when my mouth couldn't stop what left my brain..."So, do I leave bread crumbs behind when I'm on my rounds?"

Pin. Drop.

''Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution ?''


by the one & only

Groucho Marx