Thought of the day....

The next time someone asks
" Have you lived in Adelaide all your life ?"
Tell them
" Not yet."

By
Scrappy

Scrappy wrote:The next time someone asks
" Have you lived in Adelaide all your life ?"
Tell them
" Not yet."

By
Scrappy

not bad that one, very clever

Better to walk alone, than to walk with the mob in the wrong direction.

Those who sit on fence, get a sore ****..

These days , I only eat twice a day
When I'm hungry and when I'm not

By'
Scrappy

Scrappy wrote:I had a thought at about 8:30am this morning
Did Bayman fall out of bed ?

i just found out where the epicentre of the earthquake was, i reckon it is a fair bet that Scrappy fell off his wallet at that time

My idea of housework is sweeping the room with a glance

From
Ginger Meggs comic strip

You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the f#@k on.

Tupac Shakur

Those who get too big for there britches will get exposed in the end.

Hahaha- I like it Testy!!

To write with a broken pencil is pointless......  

Do not regret growing older, its a privilege denied to many.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him ?

lets open a hamburger chain, we know what Ray Croc did with McDonalds after buying out the McDonald brothers but what about the actor Harry Lewis with his Hamburger Hamlet business..................

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Lewis_%28actor%29


yep lets invest in a hamburger business

" What state are you in ?"
" South Australia."

By Scrappy
When asked by a boss in my younger daze

"Unemployed" would have been my response, as the employer.  

Scrappy wrote:" What state are you in ?"
" South Australia."

By Scrappy
When asked by a boss in my younger daze

i would have thought the answer would be ''confusion''

I have a reply when asked a common humanoid question
Here is the start and finish of this question

" How many children do you have?"
'' Don't know for sure."
" What do you mean you don't know for sure ?"
" I'm male.....

I often wonder if the Bali 9 (awaiting their fates) were as good looking as Schapelle Corby, would they receive the same media attention?.

firstblood wrote:I often wonder if the Bali 9 (awaiting their fates) were as good looking as Schapelle Corby, would they receive the same media attention?.

nope, although one pleaded innocent, the other(s) pleaded guilty so that may be another reason

former cricketer the late Wally Grout was asked by an Englishman if he'd attended a public school, he replied:

"Eton. And drinkin''

Children in the back seats can cause accidents
Accidents in the back seats can cause children

Krispy Kreme 
First outlet opened today at Port Road
Some people were lining up for days

Hope its worth the weight

" When your in pain you know your alive."

By
Bayman

Before the Irish currency converted to the Euro it was called the Punt.
A Punt was the equivalent of one pound sterling.
I asked my Irish friend why it was named Punt and he replied.
" Because it rhymed with Bank Manager !!".