Thought of the day....

We look forward to one of your thoughts for the day that doesn't involve women or sex, scrappy

enjoy & live life to the fullest as you are a long time dead !

Im sick and tired of being sick and tired


By
Scrappy

Do that you wanna to do be what you wanna to be



By
Jim Keays, verse from Its Because I Love You

This verse epitomises have life should be

If man evolved from apes, how come we still have apes?

Adelaide Hawk wrote:If man evolved from apes, how come we still have apes?

Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel
What happened after that ?

Cain was the first human born, Abel the second ,both males, so the question that must be 'raised', What happened after that ?



A provocative thought of the day
By
Scrapppy

Why do people fill up their garages with worthless junk, and then park their $30,000 motor vehicles in the street because there's no room in the garage?

Ive had Garage Sale signs out , yet not one person asked how much for the Garage


By
Scrappy

Keep Australia Beautiful , do what I do do, dont go on overseas holidays


By
Scrappy

What does one give to a man who has everything ? A shot of Penicillin.

By
Richard Pryor

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore, always carry a small snake.

W. C. Fields

Like it, Sabre

Pay respect for old age, especially when its bottled


By
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.....now that we've established a theme.....

'Twas a woman drove me down the road to drink and I never did stop to thank her.
W. C. Fields

If all be true that I do think,

there are five reasons we should drink:

Good wine -- a friend -- or being dry --

or lest we should be by and by

-- or any other reason why.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

By
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Scrappy wrote:Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

By
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Sabre?

Adelaide Hawk wrote:

Scrappy wrote:Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

By
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Sabre?

It does sound familiar, but for obvious reasons, I can't quite remember if it's one of mine.
Cheers,
Sabre.

Just while I'm here, another from 'the master' .....

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew.
I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon--and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

W. C. Fields

Drink is your enemy. Love your enemies


By
W C Fields

''i can see you bending over a hot stove, but i can't see the stove''

Groucho Marx

''listen i'll go home to your wife & outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference''

Groucho Marx

Rudyard Kipling:
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you'll be the tallest person in the room.

The longest ever sentence is the words I Do....


By
Scappy

Scrappy wrote:The longest ever sentence are the words .... "I Do"

Tell me about it

Reminds me of another from his highness.
Apologies to all the fine ladies out there for this one. (Except Fort Battle-Axe of course !)

Women are like elephants, they're fun to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. Fields

Exclamation marks are for Egotists !!!!!

By
Scrappy !!!!!!!